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“I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!”

“A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

“A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.”

“AHH, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!”

“Always spend your valuable time with your self..”

“Awesome yeh mausam badaaaa”

” Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!”

“Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!!!”

“Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskipable Warnings And Previews.”

“Cutting Myself While Shaving.”

“Don’t compare me with anyone. I am original !!!”

“Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync iPod To Computer.”

“Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing” :P”

“Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley..”

“Honesty is the best gift you can give.”

“HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P”

“I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!”

“I didn’t change , i just grew up. You shot try it once ;)”

“I Don’t Know How To Play The Guitar.”

“I enjoy when people shows attitude to me!!!”

“I Had To Walk Up The Escalator.”

“I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet…There’s Nothing On TV!”

“I Have To Many Notifications.”

“I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One.”

“I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.”

“I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.”

“I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.”

“If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.”

“If you don’t care, stop talking about it !!!!”

“INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS.”

“Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! :P”

“It’s Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.”

“It’s kind of fun to make the impossible !!!”

“Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!”

“Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.”

“Love your girl like You love your Coffee¬¶ Enjoy it before its hotness goes.”

“My Car Doesn’t Play CDs, Only Cassette Tapes.”

“My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..”

“My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!”

“My Garage Door Opener Didn’t Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.”

“My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.”

Updated: March 13, 2018 — 2:44 pm

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